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Game Data:
- Review Date: June 6, 2021
- Release Date: October 1, 1993
- Platform: SNES
- Publisher: Datam Polystar
- Developer: Datam Polystar
- Genre: Linear Platformer
Description: Armed with a kendo stick, Jo runs a bunch of stages typical of a platformer.
Positives:
- The attempts at humorous dialogue work pretty well, although a few jokes I have heard variations of in other places. Naming people after cars is interesting, but then I recall people named Porsche and Mercedes, so I don’t know.
Negatives:
- Jo’s swimming segments are completely ridiculous. She apparently can stay underwater for infinite lengths of time, she can walk on the floors like they’re dry, and she can even wave the stick normally. She’s swimming in a dress and carrying a stick, yet never loses the stick. For some reason, though, the developers thought to make sure Jo holds her skirt down.
Screenshots:
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Final Opinion: I really can’t recommend this. It’s got a few humorous lines, but otherwise, it’s a bland game.
Grade: D